My Fun Day in the ER WARNING: NOT FOR FEINT OF HEART OR SQUIMISH

No long story or endless bitching tonight, because tonight I figure it would just be easier to tell the story with pictures. If each picture tells a thousand words, then this will be my lengthiest post yet at about 8,050 words. In the end, I only recieved 3 stitches. WARNING: NOT FOR FEINT OF HEART OR SQUIMISH